Q: Do you like sushi?
Becki: That’s how I roll.
Q: Do you enjoy boats?
Becki: That’s how I row.
Q: Are you an actor?
Becki: That’s how I role.
Q: Have you ever voted?
Becki: That’s how I poll.
Q: Any thoughts on Charlie Sheen?
Becki: That’s how I troll.
Q: The sport you’re worst at?
Becki: That’s how I bowl.
Q: Do you drive on freeways or highways?
Becki: That’s how I toll.
Q: Do you like to garden?
Becki: That’s how I hoe.
Q: Are you a fashionista?
Becki: That’s how I sew.
Q: Have you ever tried archery?
Becki: That’s how I bow.
Q: What are your thoughts on acreage?
Becki: That’s how I mow.
Q: Do you own a car?
Becki: That’s how I go.
Q: What is this small, congenital pigmented spot on my skin?
Becki: That’s called a mole.
Q: Do you like baby horses?
Becki: That’s how I foal. (Courtesy of AJ)
Q: How did you get out of prison?
Becki: That’s how I parole. (Courtesy of Will)
What about beer as a spiritual aid?
It’s how I soul…
Awesome. Pure and simple. I’ll edit that one in soon
Hey – can you introduce me to that guy over there and his Mexican friend?
Oh, that’s Howie, Raúl…
Hahahaha, I love that!!
Q: Do you like 1 year old horses?
A: That’s how I foal!
Q: How about Anthracite:
A: That’s how I coal.
Q: Do you really love talking so enthusiastically about your favorite brews?
A: That’s how I extole.
LOVE! Adding these soonly!
Q: How did you get out of prison?
A: That’s how I parole
Q: Do you play football?
A: That’s how I kick a field goal.
Q: How about conspiracy theories?
A: Check out that grassy knoll!
Q: How do you homebrew?
A: Gotta get a good boil
Q: Do you provide fair and honest beer reviews?
A: That’s how I avoid vitriol.
Q: Do you like caramel chocolates?
A: Its how I rolo.
Q: Where do you vacation?
A: Head to the atoll.
Q: Do you like the beach?
A: Its where I stroll.
Q: Why do you enjoy brewing?
A: It provides my bankroll.
Q: Do you like sliced bread?
A: No, I prefer a roll.
Q: Do you surf the internet?
A: That’s how I scroll.
Q: How do you pick a election candidate?
A: That’s when I strawpoll.
Q: Have you ever made a joint?
A: Once, I did a backroll.
Q: How do you tackle your competition?
Q: I prefer to steamroll.
Q: Do you have a favorite dessert?
A: I do like a jellyroll.
Q: Some say you rule with an iron fist?
A: It’s how I maintain control.
Q: Do you keep in touch with the office on the road?
A: That’s how I remote control.
Q: While on the road, do you eat well?
A: Chow mein and eggroll.
Q: What’s your ride?
A: That’d be a Rolls.
Q: So what do you listen do?
A: That’d be rocknroll.
Q: Are you tired at the end of the day?
A: That’s why I Dr Scholls.
Q: What do you think of this ever growing article?
A: Its quite the blogroll.
Q: Is this interview finished?
A: Queue the drumroll.
YES! Adding some of these this week!
Cool blog. Just updated my Evite profile …
TV show I never miss
- I channel surf with my remote control
Song that gets me dancing
- anything rock n roll
Go-to cocktail
- Margarita in a fish bowl
First concert I ever attended
- Pink Floyd The Wall
Favorite place I’ve traveled
- Bikini Atoll
Book I’ve read over and over
- Edward Mercer’s The Dead Stroll
Last meal on earth
- Chow Mein and Egg Roll
I’m known for
- My bankroll
Favorite dinner spot
- Food court at the Mall
Favorite dive bar
- Last Call