This has absolutely nothing to do with anything, except for the fact that I miss my little Buddha (her actual name is Sonoma, but her name changes with my mood: when she had that swollen face, I called her “Puffer“. When she’s yapping away for no good reason, I call her “Shaddupyadangdog!“. When she’s being adorable, I call her “Ooooohlookatthebaybeeeeee!“).
I’m strange. We all knew this.
“Hey Buddha, wanna play?”
“WHY AREN’T YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME, MUFFINHEAD?”
“GIMME THE CHIP!”
That is all.